Bill Clinton's [BROKEN, FEATURELESS] Secret Sauce

Description

You're not using a Playstation Vita. Maybe that's why Bill Clinton is sad on the level badge. Go grab your Vita, and try again in Cross Controller mode! (THIS LEVEL IS DESIGNED FOR CROSS CONTROLLER ONLY. IT HAS BEEN UPLOADED HERE because I spent a lot of time making it look pretty and it would go to waste if nobody got to see it.)