Dr. Neo Cortex Presents: My Thesis on Why I HATE Crash Bandicoot

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Created by FlawlessCortex in LittleBigPlanet 2 on 7/27/2025




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Welcome, curious bypassers and loyal fans, to a level nearly thirty years in the making. In my days as an evil scientist, I, Neo Periwinkle Cortex, never really had the floor to share how much I lo-...athe this tiresome bandicoot. That all changes today. (Modified for LittleBigPlanet 2, since the game was FOOLISH enough to tarnish my masterpiece!)

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There are 8 reviews.

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Xx420gamerxXforg

made me nut

Meh.

komunga

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Dys-no-mia

surprisingly accurate cortex

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SaCkBoYjR07

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really funny lol

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LightTsunami

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BerryBiscuit

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thats so sad dr cortex. b-but may i say, doctor, erm, i do believe that you might have internalized homosexuality based on that last photo. but maybe thats not for me to say. im sorry doctor

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UltimoCobra1024

She bandi on my coot til I crash

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vioIethill

skill issue

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